FUNNY JOKES

OOh, what's the matter with you? You are so sad, you need to read these jokes.... :)

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion 
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


- You are not totally useless.
  You can be used as a bad example!